August 16th, 2011
I am back, although I can't promise any regularity just yet. I still don't own a working computer and wrote the most recent entry on a series of borrowed ones. I am currently in the process of getting a new one and also I've highjacked my mother's Netflix account which is full of awful, horrible movies for me to abuse.
August 2nd, 2011
Sooo... I know I've been absent for quite a while and I DO plan to come back at some point. My computer has been pretty much out of commission for several months and I've been doing most of my computing on an iPod touch with a smashed screen. Which is obviously not the ideal instrument for drunken blogging. Hopefully one day my poverty will allow me to buy a new computer that actually works.
January 20th, 2011
So I think I maaay try to to a bit of a detox this weekend so I'm either going to have to forgo an entry or do a sober entry. We'll see how it all pans out.
January 10th, 2011
Please don't hate me for being inconsistent. Poverty has lead me to work 6 days a week, so getting loaded and watching a movie is not something I've had much time for (Especially because booze is expensive and so are movies if you're not just plowing through your roommate's DVD collection). Anyway, sorry excuse for my lack of punctuality and if you feel like doing me a solid, you could always pay my rent since one of us has to.
January 4th, 2011
I am working on this week's entry. Please bear with me since I both had to do the whole Christmas/New Years thing and also I moved into a new place. Not sleeping on someone's couch = awesome. Moving all your belongings into a truck in 3 feet of snow = not awesome. Also, I think I had an interesting thing to say but I've forgotten what it was.
December 20th, 2010
Update should be up tomorrow. Sorry it's late. Holiday season and all. In the meantime, please watch this because it is fucking hilarious.
(This used to be a video of Conan O'Brien wearing jeggings but it got deleted. I could add a new one, but that will probably get deleted too. Just go to YouTube and search "Conan jeggings")
December 11th, 2010
I changed all the links so they'd open in new tabs. Please tell me if any of them are fucked up and I will make a feeble attempt to fix them.
December 10th, 2010
So I watched The Big Lebowski last night whilst loaded, but I couldn't do a review on it because it would just have been "THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!" and that's not that interesting. Seriously, though, if you've not seen that movie go now. Chances are one of your friends owns it. Likely the one with the most expensive bong.
November 29th, 2010
I received a formal request to get rid of the white-on-black layout, so I did. Let me know if you love it or hate it. Please don't let me know if you don't care because that's more boring than this alleged news.
November 14th, 2010
The 80s mullet photo I linked to in the Get Rich or Die Tryin' entry genuinely terrifies me.
November 9th, 2010
I figured out how to make my logo work. If you hate it, please let me know so I can fix it or tell you to go fuck yourselves.
November 6th, 2010
I have acquired a Facebook fan page thingy. I also made a sweet logo but can't figure out how to put it up without making the title disappear. Website-making is not my forte.
October 25th, 2010
Hahahahhaha
October 24th, 2010
500 pageviews, motherfuckers! Thanks to any and all of you. Please don't stop.
Also, I'm working on making the news section better, but there are restrictions on formatting for additional pages.
October 23rd, 2010
I have now acquired a FAQ-style page. If you want to know something about the blog, myself or fucking squid for that matter, send me an email and I'll put 'er on the "Ask me some shit." page. I'll answer anything you send me (within reason) to the best of my abilities.I changed all the links so they'd open in new tabs. Please tell me if any of them are fucked up and I will make a feeble attempt to fix them.
December 10th, 2010
So I watched The Big Lebowski last night whilst loaded, but I couldn't do a review on it because it would just have been "THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AMAZING!!!" and that's not that interesting. Seriously, though, if you've not seen that movie go now. Chances are one of your friends owns it. Likely the one with the most expensive bong.
November 29th, 2010
I received a formal request to get rid of the white-on-black layout, so I did. Let me know if you love it or hate it. Please don't let me know if you don't care because that's more boring than this alleged news.
November 14th, 2010
The 80s mullet photo I linked to in the Get Rich or Die Tryin' entry genuinely terrifies me.
November 9th, 2010
I figured out how to make my logo work. If you hate it, please let me know so I can fix it or tell you to go fuck yourselves.
November 6th, 2010
I have acquired a Facebook fan page thingy. I also made a sweet logo but can't figure out how to put it up without making the title disappear. Website-making is not my forte.
October 25th, 2010
Hahahahhaha
October 24th, 2010
500 pageviews, motherfuckers! Thanks to any and all of you. Please don't stop.
Also, I'm working on making the news section better, but there are restrictions on formatting for additional pages.
October 23rd, 2010
October 19th, 2010
In recent news, I got a fucking news page.
